TOP 10 WAYS TO BECOME UNPOPULAR & UNWANTED!
(Written in good humour with the belief that unlike animals we can laugh at ourselves)
Most of us have read “How to Win Friends & Influence People”, but none has thrown light on “How to Lose Friends and Alienate People”, though just like death-wish, many have that unfathomable desire to be despised. Well here is the definitive recipe:
1. Being heard is our birth-right. Speak loudly, uninvited & unnecessarily. Interrupt continuously and cut others off.
2. Don’t lead a dog’s life. Be doggedly dogmatic.
3. I believe, so I am! Be opinionated, impose your beliefs and make lives miserable.
4. Name is fame. Name-drop till people drop dead.
5. Must make up for that pitiable athletics performance in School. Jump to conclusions, be judgmental.
6. Take one & sundry for granted. Life is all about give n take.
7. Oh, you have been ‘giving’ so much of yourself. Appropriate all glory n credit, indulge in self-praise and belittle others.
8. Be modern-minded. Be a first-rate hypocrite.
9. Be fashionable. Wear ego on your sleeve and arrogance on your collar.
10. Pretend and fake shamelessly. Duplicate Louis Vuitton shines brighter.